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Jon
Unfrozen Caveman Patent Lawyer
Created on 2002-03-04 12:18:52 (#485937), last updated 2009-11-19
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Basic Info| Name: | Unfrozen Caveman Patent Lawyer |
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| Birthdate: | 1967-12-17 |
| Location: | Brooklyn, New York, United States |
| Website: | Wishlist |
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lawnrrd is a powerful archetype, known in many forms in diverse cultures across time and space. He is generally considered to represent the conflict between the desire to be the world's most successful patent lawyer and the desire to sit on the sofa all day watching porn and drinking sweet, sweet bourbon. Every day, he must brave the unknown dangers of the #4 train to do battle with the Patent Office and other patent lawyers.In one well-known version of the legend,
lawnrrd lives in Brooklyn, near the neighborhood known as Cobble Hill. Sharing his dwelling are his wife, known variously as "Lauren", "Honey", "Snooks", and "Wife", and their child, who himself has many names, including "Leo", "Señor Cranky Pantalones", "Little Poopy-Toes", "Teefus McGreefus McSneefus", "Spotacus", "Marcus Claudius Gordonius Pooplius", and something that the mohel mumbled that I can't remember.We're still working on other versions of the story. Hopefully we'll find one with a happy ending.
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Schools:
Miquon School - Miquon, PA (1972 - 1980)Julia Reynolds Masterman Laboratory and Demonstration School - Philadelphia, PA (1980 - 1986)
Yale University - New Haven, CT (1986 - 1990)
Duke University - Durham, NC (1992 - 1995)
New York University - New York, NY (1998 - 2001)
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